Thursday, 25 July 2013

what happens if you tie like 5000 flies to yourself and make them fly are they strong enough to carry you or what

so like
has anyone ever thought
about
why winter is so cold
like
what the heck
bipolar earth

one minute 1000 degrees
next 
-1000 degrees
like
this isnt a quadratic equation
i just want
an absolute value 
for the temperature
is that too much to ask
but no
mother nature has to go on a hissy fit
give us the cold shoulder
seriously
like
can someone smack earth on the head
maybe the concussion
will make it reconsider
being so pissy
jesus
like call mars or the moon
hey i got this
baby screaming
can you come over and boot it in the face

thats probably what killed the dinosaurs
but
what i dont understand
is how humans are still alive
if that big comet hit the earth
and killed all the huge ass dinosaurs
like
humans aint that great
we didnt have bomb shelters or anything
so how did we even survive
i bet there werent ever dinosaurs
its all just a big lie

like
how did humans even survive
like jeff goldblum
nearly died 
to the dinosaurs in jurassic park
and they werent even the real deal
thats so dumb 
in the jurassic park book
jeff goldblum
actually died
get it right steven spielberg
sam neill too
i mean
that guy
is a stone cold
bad ass
alien killer
and he almost got wrecked too

so if these dudes nearly died
how did the cavemen survive
answer that
hide in a cave
get killed by cave dinosaur
hide in the water
get killed by water dinosaur
hide in bushes
get killed by bush dinosaur
hide in aeroplane forever
get killed by air dinosaur
and how would you even get food 

see
no way
that dinosaurs could have existed
i mean if they did
wouldnt the world be ruled by them right now
i would be a dinosaur
you would be a dinosaur
but guess what
were not
its all just a big lie
god damn it

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