magic
i know some people hate magic
dunno why though
fallen monasteries and all that business i guess
whatever floats their titanic
magic
harry potter is such a knob
dude has ability to make infinity bread
but what does he do
fricken stupexpelliarmusectumsempracciosa
what would that spell even do
stupefy is stunning spell
expelliarmus is disarming spell
the movies were so dumb
the disarming spell didnt even disarm
it was like
generic bolt of light to give a practical demonstration of newtons third law
wait a second its not even right
wouldnt the shooting wizard get blown back too
so dumb
harry potter is so unrealistic jesus
sectumsempra is that cutting dark magic spell
the one that the red blood prince made and wrote in his textbook
like imagine one day
you open your maths textbook
and some guy wrote
sliceguyopenus
and youre like
huh
thats a new equation
and then you write it
and then your teacher reads it
and theyre like
oh damn why am i suddenly bleeding
oh thats why they called him the white blood prince
cos he did blood stuff
yeah
that makes sense
anyway dumbledore
what a knob
like
he had the opportunity to kill voldemort
when he was a baby
like
he literally had wizard hitler
at his mercy
and he was like
nope
not gonna kill hitler
not gonna spare the wizard jews extermination
nope
gonna be cold blooded
like the half platelet prince
harry potter is so dumb
jesus
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