so like
sometimes
i see mirrors
and i think to myself
what if the mirrors
were actually portals to an alternate dimension
where there is another version of you
doing exactly what youre doing
but you cant tell
because its exactly the same
that would be cool
i know science says that the angle of reflection is equal to the angle of incidence
but
does science say
why my bread
fell butter side down today
no
it doesnt
screw science
they dont even focus on making stuff to help us every day
like
grow up nasa
i know everyone wanted to be an astrologist when they grew up
but seriously
youre grown men
who even needs to go to space
i dont
i just want
my butter
to feel safe
on its toast
living without fear
of being hurled to the ground by the winds of fate
spending its last living moments
coming face to face
with its destiny
the ground
and all its hard work
the time it spent
growing up from being milk in a cow
being churned into butter
all that for nought
because of these dumb scientists
like steven hawkins
i mean why cant you be useful like your sister
jennifer hawkins
invent something like an antibreadfall machine
jesus
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