Tuesday, 23 July 2013

damn it can everyone just be quiet about science and religion and everything its so dumb everything is dumb

ok im tired of this dumb debate
who even cares
about science or religion
both are so dumb

like
can we stop
talking about this
its been ages and everyone is still harping on
oh science is wrong
oh religion is wrong
and everyone calling each other knobs
like
shut up
for 1 second

i dont care
what you think
think what you want to think

why dont we just
like
combine science and religion
there
problem solved

now we worship sir jesus newton or christ darwin or whatever
okay
that would be much better
i think someones already had this idea though
tom cruise i think
he made the scientology religion science thing
how god was a scientist
and he was making chemicals in his basement
because he had cancer
and needed to support his family
and he did something wrong
and the flask exploded
which was the big bang
and then he was like
damn
the lightbulb shattered too
let there be light
and then his protege comes in and replaces the light
and that was the light
see
tom hanks was right
its just belief
why you have to be mad
jesus

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