action hobo: excavate pockets

quick this gif gives me a headache

it looks like action hobo has in his pocket

a fortune cookie
a paper clip
a dead tadpole
30c worth of coins

what do


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when you check for new updates
check the last page that you read
not the front page or even the archives
just the last page you read
in case i put non linear links and stuff
just do it
youll know what i mean

action hobo: crack the fortune cookie

action hobo: land safely in PILLOW TRUCK

god damn it

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on closer inspection
the PILLOW TRUCK seems to be transporting more than pillows
im not sure what it is

but what i am sure of is
someones gonna land on it
very soon

hey triweekly updates doesn't mean
triweekly FULL OF CONTENT updates
dont be hatin

action hobo: land safely in PILLOW TRUCK

author: invoke deus ex machina

i didnt want to do this
but you forced my hand

the PILLOW TRUCK cruises down a road
overlooked by a suspiciously tall building
which may or may not have had a homeless man fall off of it just now

you know whats gonna happen

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