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the envelope is floating
mysteriously

looks like those little dudes are worshipping it or something

wait a minute when did all this stuff get here

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ARMS SKYWARD - BASK IN
HIS OBLONGULAR SPLENDOR
OH TERRIBLE LORD

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SG: hurry up and resurrect him already

okay
this was unexpected

looks like SG traded places with action hobo

hey lets try something new

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of course
every action has an equal and opposite reaction

when someone is revived
someone else must die

such is the natural order
and this organisation exists
solely
to enforce the processes precipitated by time

unauthorised resurrection is highly illegal
something must be done

btw i looked at mr fearnsides calendar in f4 and he spelled resurrection wrong
what a dumb dumb

SG: hurry up and resurrect him already

SG: stop revive survive

SG chooses to revive action hobo instead of himself

you never know what trying to resurrect the undead would do
i mean
theyve already been revived
what if reviving them again makes them die again
like in final fantasy
at least in viii and ix
using a phoenix down or life spell on an undead creature
instantly kills it

no one knows

well the scythe starts to put on a fancy light show

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SG: dramatic swooping camera shot of revival spellcast

well

i was planning to extend this gif

but even this tiny section took ages

so just imagine the camera zooming forward

as SGs right hand comes up and flips the revival switch

wow

so cool

yeah 

the question is though

who is he gonna revive

he is a skeleton after all you know

SG: stop revive survive

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wow

the mystery is revealed

but what is the top switch for
no one knows

yeah
i wonder what hes gonna do with this

SG: dramatic swooping camera shot of revival spellcast

skeleton guy: contemplate

oh my god ill just call him SG from now ok

SG ponders

what should he do

the dead guys records are just too lengthy to read

and he has to sign off everything before he finishes

hed be a skeleton by the time hes done

thankfully

a hint appears

like when youre in a game and you take too long

to do what youre supposed to do

like stand in front of a door for 10 mins and then a helpful textbox appears

open the door

yeah this happens

it appears that something to do with the functions of his scythe

can it really solve a situation as complex as this

or is it like a casio fx-82au plus

how the top bar has CMPLX in it

leading consumers to assume that they could perform complex calculations

but it is all a lie

there is absolutely no way to access complex numbers on that calculator

abs(no way) or | no way |

seriously i even googled it

but yeah that was kinda off on a tan(x)

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skeleton guy: obtain hard copy

the hard copy is always reliably available
the skeleton guy places an order through DedEx delivery service
and it arrives almost immediately

stupid internet
why is it so slow

its all the new boss fault
the old boss promised mega fast internet for all employees
but this new boss
kicked that out the window
and now we are left with this dumb internet
mind you its an improvement on what we had before
but still
come on

the records of the guy fly through the portal
and crush an unsuspecting bystander

god damn it what kind of
guy is this guy
who has record books larger than a house
jesus

no way is the skeleton guy
reading through all that either
holy crap

skeleton guy: contemplate