skeleton guy: connect

well
this file is huge

no
way
is this skeleton
gonna wait for it to download

he will look for a way
to get out of this

i wonder what he will do

skeleton guy: obtain hard copy

skeleton guy: obtain deceased persons records

before we send that hobo looking guys soul to the shadow realm
we need to find out more about him
and write a report
on which he will be judged
and sent to heaven or hell
or reincarnated
or get 50 virgins
or chucked into limbo
or go into kingdom of the dead
or cross river styx into hades
or sent to valhalla or niflheim or hel
or chucked into sheol
or banished from the sight of lord xenu or whatever the hell scientologists think

and the best place to find info
is the internet

well this isnt mcdonalds
no free wifi everywhere

luckily the skeleton guys scythe
came with built in wireless internet
and a whole bunch of other things

he switches the wifi on
because i am too lazy to animate that
i tell not show

skeleton guy: connect

skeleton guy: get daemon tool

damn
the skeleton guy wanted a pen with those
squishy grips
these hard ones scrape on his bones

well at least it wasnt one of those
kill-ometrico ones
those suck so bad
but theyre cheap so
cant complain

whether or not the prior description of this tool
was hyperbole or not
is up to your discretion

skeleton guy: obtain deceased persons records

skeleton guy: begin incantation

the skeleton guy calls upon the darkest of dark energies

for his job
there is an essential tool
that is clenched in the fists of demons in perpetuity
lest it fall into unskilled hands
every time this tool is called from the abyssal plane
one must draw upon deep forbidden secrets

because this tool
is an eldritch harbinger
one that has the potential
to bring unquestionable chaos to the world

it bears power beyond any mortal weapon
no blade or bomb
may hope to match

ty to biology for giving me an idea on how to even draw a skeleton hand

skeleton guy: get daemon tool

skeleton guy: investigate carnage

hello and welcome
to the city of shifting perspective
where gaps look bigger than they are
and corners appear where there were no corners before

i am not kidding
the geometry of this city changes

and yes
action hobo is dead

like
not even joking
or any play on words
he is dead
he is deceased
he has kicked the bucket

i mean
not even just kicked the bucket
its like the bucket was a ball made of kickable stuff
and he kicked it

he strapped the bucket into an electric chair
and zapped it
but electric isnt super effective vs steel type which is stupid
so then he went and trained in karate
and then cross chopped the bucket
which was super effective
and he had choice band full atk ev and adamant nature

that is how dead he is

skeleton guy: begin incantation

skeleton guy: get involved in this even if you dont want to

the skeleton guys banana phone rings
its this weird
hoodie hooligan green eye guy

it looks like
the skeleton
has to get involved
even if he doesnt want to

it was part of the job description

the skeleton says its not even a job if he doesnt get paid
the boss tells him to shut up
and go and do his job

the skeleton shuts up
what a wimpy skeleton
who even gets bossed around over the phone
jeez

he tells me to shut up

skeleton guy: investigate carnage

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such a large explosion surely means
a large explosion
of the number of dead people

it looks like there will be a lot of paperwork
for this skeleton guy
sucks to be him

he tells me to shut up
he says that he doesnt have to get involved with this
if he doesnt want to

but i know that he is lying
hes just mad that the explosion woke him up from his cool dream
of being a cool fancy wizard

he tells me to shut up again

just how big is this PILLOW TRUCK anyway

skeleton guy: get involved in this even if you dont want to

coincidence: happen

wow
the happening of this was never foreseen

yeah and that is partially not a joke
because it was not foreseen that
the skeleton
was actually the thing other than pillows in the PILLOW TRUCK

i mean if you looked carefully
it sorta looked like a skeleton hand somewhere
but that is beside the point
this conclusion was obtainable
even by omission of the visual component
jeez

oh and tony abb is mirrored
because you are looking at it from behind
yes
that is why
not because i made a mistake and was too lazy to fix

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???: be made less not clear

action hobo should be renamed to 50 shades of grey

well
this guy is a skeleton
yeah

you cant tell
but he is concentrating intensely
he is digging through the secrets of the universe
to uncover the underlying truth

the fate of the galaxy and all existence
depends on the success of his quest

what a coincidence it would be
if something should cause a lapse in focus
what
a
coincidence

coincidence: happen

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damn whered this guy come from

he looks like
a beacon of knowledge
blazing out
across a black sea
of ignorance

you know this was meant to be a gif
with the planets etc zooming past
but i got lazy and tried to do it in 2 frames
which was crappy
so ye this is what you get

btw if you are confused it will be clear later

???: be made less not clear

fortune cookie: activate

the fortune cookie uses hidden technique #952534: holistic ignizzle: harleks incantation of incineration: the revenge of the fortune 2: the mummy returns: christmas special: 3D

i.e. blow up in face

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damn these effects are so special
they deserve their own school

so yeah
this is a very strange fortune cookie

fortune cookie: activate

action hobo: crack the fortune cookie

damn whered the background go

obviously most pressing matters first
this fortune cookie holds a statement
that will definitely come true

thus is the nature of all fortune cookies
i mean
why would they call them fortune cookies
if they didnt tell your fortunes
jeez

well action hobo is cracking one right now
yes
that is a thing
that he is doing

i guess finding a way to not die takes a back seat
cant blame him
its not like he can do magic
who would even suggest such a thing

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