Thursday, 21 November 2013

skeleton guy: investigate carnage


hello and welcome
to the city of shifting perspective
where gaps look bigger than they are
and corners appear where there were no corners before

i am not kidding
the geometry of this city changes

and yes
action hobo is dead

like
not even joking
or any play on words
he is dead
he is deceased
he has kicked the bucket

i mean
not even just kicked the bucket
its like the bucket was a ball made of kickable stuff
and he kicked it

he strapped the bucket into an electric chair
and zapped it
but electric isnt super effective vs steel type which is stupid
so then he went and trained in karate
and then cross chopped the bucket
which was super effective
and he had choice band full atk ev and adamant nature

that is how dead he is

skeleton guy: begin incantation

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