Thursday, 28 November 2013

skeleton guy: obtain deceased persons records


before we send that hobo looking guys soul to the shadow realm
we need to find out more about him
and write a report
on which he will be judged
and sent to heaven or hell
or reincarnated
or get 50 virgins
or chucked into limbo
or go into kingdom of the dead
or cross river styx into hades
or sent to valhalla or niflheim or hel
or chucked into sheol
or banished from the sight of lord xenu or whatever the hell scientologists think

and the best place to find info
is the internet

well this isnt mcdonalds
no free wifi everywhere

luckily the skeleton guys scythe
came with built in wireless internet
and a whole bunch of other things

he switches the wifi on
because i am too lazy to animate that
i tell not show

skeleton guy: connect

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