Monday, 2 December 2013

skeleton guy: obtain hard copy


the hard copy is always reliably available
the skeleton guy places an order through DedEx delivery service
and it arrives almost immediately

stupid internet
why is it so slow

its all the new boss fault
the old boss promised mega fast internet for all employees
but this new boss
kicked that out the window
and now we are left with this dumb internet
mind you its an improvement on what we had before
but still
come on

the records of the guy fly through the portal
and crush an unsuspecting bystander

god damn it what kind of
guy is this guy
who has record books larger than a house
jesus

no way is the skeleton guy
reading through all that either
holy crap

skeleton guy: contemplate

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