Monday, 29 July 2013

how come people dont just use robots to do everything i mean will smith does and arnold schwarzenegger is so why cant everyone else

so like
i was looking at my
vacuum cleaner
and i was like
dude
why cant you just suck the floor yourself
i mean
its not that hard
turn the on switch
move around
even a baby can do that
hell
thats what babies do all the time
like
all these news reports
about japan
and how their anime robots
or whatever
are so advanced
that they can do maths or something
i dont believe that
like
my vacuum
cant even talk
how do you expect it to do maths
this aint a cartoon mate

obviously from this
means that those documentaries
about will smith and his robot friends
and arnold schwarzenegger
and his robot self
theyre wrong
and no one has ever called them out
like really
no one
youre just
letting us be blinded

maybe one day
when they build a robot
that can build a robot
maybe i will believe them

but by then
the robots
will just be building robots
all the time
and there will be more robots than people
because people take 9 months to make
but robots
you can build them in 1 second
and since
there are 60 seconds in a minute
60 minutes in an hour
24 hours in a day
30 days in a month
in 9 months
that means 270 days
which is 6480 hours
which is 388800 minutes
which is 23328000 seconds
if any of this is wrong blame my calculator

so for every 1 person
that is made
there are 23328000 robots
step it up people
well
not really
cos robots are still dumb
i mean
like i said before
they cant even do maths
so dumb
jesus



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