hey guys some people have said that i cant do the mona lisa with my eyes closed but guess what i can

so like
some people
think that i lie

like
when i said
i could do the mona lisa with my eyes closed
they thought i was lying
but
i can

so from now on
i will include
a bonus picture
with every post
for no extra cost

anyway back to the topic
uh
so like
pizza right
what is even a pizza
its just
circle dough
with stuff on it
thats a pizza
but
thats not specific enough
like
a square is a rhombus
and a parallelogram
so if i call a square a parallelogram
im not giving the best answer
so
you cant call pizza
just circle dough

that raises the question
what is pizza
i mean
i can put a bomb
on a circle dough
that doesnt mean its a pizza

biscuits
are circle dough
and theyre not pizza
so
what is it

like
i can have
meat lovers pizza
and supreme
theyre both circle dough
with stuff on them
but theyre not the same
how does that even work

like
every pizza has cheese
but you can get cheese pizza
so does that mean every pizza is a cheese pizza
so you can just complain
hey this is cheese pizza
you just added some stuff to it
i demand a refund
why dont people do that
you cant be proven wrong
because technically your pizza
meets the definition
of a cheese pizza
a pizza with cheese

cheese pizza is such a ripoff
who would even buy it
like
seriously
just go eat cheese and bread
jesus