is bruce lee real or is he fake i think hes fake cos who can even kill people by looking at them

so like
i see this guy
chuck norris
everywhere

people make jokes about him
like
chuck norris is so manly
that he didnt use head and shoulders
for his beard
i mean its called head and shoulders for a reason
and your beard is part of your head
and arnold schwarzenegger was made
from his beard dander

or like
steven seagal
was going to be a fisherman
when he grew up
but then he got
a teddy bear
stuffed with chuck norrises beard dander
and thats why he is what he is

i mean no offense to fishermen
dudes are manly as heck
like
how brave
do you have to be
to go out into the ocean
in a tiny boat
when you know
that there are scary ass things
everywhere
like swordfish
dude those things
are stone cold
like
their name
sword fish
they are literally living weapons
swordfish
jaws
dude a shark
named after
its deadliest part
like imagine a human
not named a nice name
like javier
but someone like
hand solo
when someone has that name
you know not to mess with them
cos they got their name
from their deadliest part
hand
and they dont even need help
solo

and krakens too
like
giant octopus
no thanks

fishermen are so brave
like imagine being on a tiny boat
middle of ocean
storm
and you and your motley crew
of five men and poop deck swabbie
standing with harpoons and cutlasses
and a giant squid monster cthulhu
comes to wreck you
all that
just to get fish
food for your family to eat
my prayers go out
to these brave fishermen
save them
jesus