so like
man why do some people
gotta put down other people
just to make themselves feel better
like
like yesterday
when i was at bunnings warehouse
and i was like to the customer service
yo where the wares
and he was like yo
what wares
and i was like the bunnings wares
and he was like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
and i was like this is a bunnings warehouse isnt it
and he was like yeah but that doesn't mean we sell bunnings
and i was like yo thats not right man you a bunnings warehouse that means you gots to sell bunnings
and then he was like dude if youre done kidding around i got some customers to serve
and it looked like he was serious
man looked like he was ready to dish out some delirious biznasty servings
like he was a servant in a high class restaurant
and the cook was like
yo
we got hella plates to deliver
and we was like
no worries bro
and then he put on his rollerskates
and rolled past all the tables and put down all the plates correctly
like what is the probability of that
so many permutations and combinations
we dont even know the number of tables of plates
wait yes we do
it was a lot
and then i went outside that shammy bunnings warehouse that didnt sell bunnings wares
and there were these dudes
and they were like
yo
you got any money
and i was like yeah i was gonna buy some bunnings but that guy was a stiff
they looked at me weirdly like i said some alien word
bunnings what are bunnings
and i was like hell i dont know
all i knows is they sell a lot of it here
and they were like
yo
i think we can convince the guy to sell us some bunnings
and well split them between us
so i gave them my wallet
and they walked off
not into the store though
i think they went to another bunnings warehouse
must be far away though
i really need my wallet
wait a minute
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