today
i went to this place
met all these
hard working people
doing their best
to save lives
and
they dont even get money
for it
so they need people to join
and help out
so they give out stuff
for free
i mean thats kind of dumb
you pay money
to make things to sell
for no money
flawed logic much
but thats beside the point
they do all these things
and you know what some people do
they take their hard work
the figurative receptacle
that they pour their hearts and souls into
every day
and they just
throw it on the ground
or worse
in the bin
these people
are so ungrateful
like
wow
learn to think
learn to empathise
dont be such a knob
you go there
just to take their free stuff
and then chuck it in the bin
wow
anyway
ive been eating a lot of junk food recently
like mcdonalds
dude have you seen those cups they give you
like
wow
theyre so ugly
and they suck so much
i got one and used it like
once
and then i got rid of it
it was that bad
jesus
what
was it made in china or something
also i recently discovered
how useful photoshop is
like
if you have a crappy picture
maybe some spots are bumpy or discoloured
maybe your skin just looks weird
you can just go into photoshop
and bam
problem solved
now you have a perfect picture
show all your friends
allow me to show you
exhibit a before photoshop
and now exhibit b
after photoshop

see i just
transformed a crappy drawing
into a slightly less crappy one
by pressing a few buttons
like
what the heck
is this magic
photoshop is a gift from the gods
hey if you look at it from far away
it actually looks like a hand
cool

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